Thanksgiving January 2014.
Glory be to god for dimpled twins From Idaho.
Aye, God be thanked for Christians, for we are blessed.
Nightly are we gifted
Prestigious front row tickets
For this theatre of the Stupid
To deliver us from boredom.
Thanks be that “Dawkwin’s” just recanted,
And that Einstein was a churchman
And that quantum is a crystal from on high.
Give praise to him for his gift
Of idiots with crosses,
And with broken, angry logic
And those clinching misquotations
From dear old C. S. Lewis.
Praise be, above all, for their jazz spelling improvisations as they lie for Jesus.
Glory be to god for dimpled twins from Idaho,